Jay Leno recently invited Mary Todd and me to a personal dinner in Los Angeles, an invitation that we were baffled to receive but accepted anyways. Even though neither Mary Todd nor myself were fans of his, we figured it would be rude to turn the offer down, and we like to think that we [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Comedians’
July 25, 2009
LINCOLN SAYS UNCOOL carlos mencia
Attending an episode of Mind of Mencia has to be one of the oddest experiences I have ever encoutnered. We arrived at our seats in the front row (I do not trust the back row anymore)* about a half an hour before the show started, as Mary Todd heard there would be pre-show banter that [...]
July 23, 2009
LINCOLN SAYS UNCOOL fred
Let me begin by saying I love the internet. Many a time I have curled up with my lovely (but crazy!) wife with a perfectly aged glass of red wine and turned on the Youtube. Although I am quite perfectly aged myself, the internet still appeals to me much like those lovely showgirls appealed to [...]
July 20, 2009
LINCOLN SAYS UNCOOL dane cook
I first encountered the comedic attempts of Dane Cook while attempting to quickly shuffle past the fraternity house located on the street of my dear friend Ulysses S. Grant’s humble abode who I was attempting to visit. Before I could get past the entirety of the fraternity front lawn, I heard a deep and drunken [...]



